The Jessica Alba

What is The Jessica Alba?

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."

Tom: "How'd she like it?"

Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

Yessim

1. A comical or cute way of saying yes. Sometimes meaning more along the lines of, "yes, please", or "hell yea!" Girl:..

Heita

1. An urban and rural greeting used by South Africans. A cheery slang form of 'Hello'. Zack said: "Heita my friends!" ..

Shadowstorm

1. A person who hates shadow the hedgehog, still gets called shadow... despite hating everything to do with that name. Also hates Twilight ..

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