The Jessica Alba

What is The Jessica Alba?

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."

Tom: "How'd she like it?"

Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

Scaldy

1. ls used to describe a selfish person who doesn't share. Also used to describe something of extremely poor quality. This tea is sca..

Orthopidiology

1. Function: noun : the study of medicine concerned with the correction or prevention of deformities, disorders, or injuries of the skele..

Jangley Box

1. a vagina that is lose floppy and otherwise gross it is also often smelly yo i was totally gonna slay that girl last night but she had t..

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