The Jessica Alba

What is The Jessica Alba?

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."

Tom: "How'd she like it?"

Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

Bro Ho

1. a girl between the age of fourteen and tewent. her hair color either being blond, or half blond (on top section on hair) and half black ..

Elffs

1. Evil Little Fat Folks I think those interesting specimens are what some call ELFFs. See Stephen King. Bag of Bones. See fat, people,..

Tampico

1. Really cheap juice that comes in the gallon. The drink version of ramen! Comes in a huge variety of fruity flavors, peach and island pun..

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