The Jessica Alba

What is The Jessica Alba?

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."

Tom: "How'd she like it?"

Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

Rectum Wrangler

1. a gaycowboy who shoves farm objects up ones ass "That rectum wrangler over there just tried to shove something up my ass", sa..

Mawisah

1. everybodys wifey, some fabulously pimpin fabulous girl who is gonna change the world in more ways than anyone will ever know and babes l..

Yuck

1. something gross That dirty sock pile is a big yuck. 2. i. The phrase "yuck it up" was a way of mimicking laughter in '..

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