The Jessica Alba

What is The Jessica Alba?

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."

Tom: "How'd she like it?"

Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

Viggo

1. the hot-ass man that plays the Gondorian King and the cowboy AND that sexy artist dude (A Perfect Murder)See also: viggolicious Viggo i..

Canopy

1. The act of positioning your pubic hair so that it sticks out the top of your pants or shorts like the top of a tree ie canopy Bill im..

Emo-haters

1. The hate for EMO's, their music, culture and anything that is outside the realm of what they think is "normal". Narrow-m..

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