The Jessica Alba

What is The Jessica Alba?

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."

Tom: "How'd she like it?"

Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

Mon

1. Scottish word that essentially means "come on". Often used to complement a band, person or...well...anything really.. MON THE..

Outphase

1. The combined musical efforts of DJ Takaand TaQ, (two of the bigger composers in the Beatmania IIDX Series.) While they're are only..

Ebaytionship

1. A relationship initiated at an online dating or casual sex website. “I’d like to get together for dinner but at the moment I’m in an eb..

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