The Jessica Alba

What is The Jessica Alba?

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."

Tom: "How'd she like it?"

Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

Orguysm

1. When a gay guy cums onto or into another queer man After viewing Guys Gone Wild, Roy had a huge orguysm into Marth See butt pirate, fa..

Lesparazzi

1. Lesbian social scene paparazzi. The lesparazzi flocked around P!nk to get the ultimate dykonpinup shot. See paparazzi, scene, snappers..

Smooted

1. 1.to be drunk and/or high 2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense 1. i was so smooted last night 2. i smooted all o..

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