The Jessica Alba

What is The Jessica Alba?

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."

Tom: "How'd she like it?"

Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

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1. Similar to a dingle berry but considerably more fecal material matted to the anal hairs. My dog was terribly embarrased by the dingle p..

W3nis

1. a person (or persons) who have a p3nis the size of an acorn... a small acorn and thusly have to act like idiots and think they're..

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