The Jessica Alba

What is The Jessica Alba?

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."

Tom: "How'd she like it?"

Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

Meth Mite

1. The southwest's version of a crack whore. A scrabrous, filthy skank who will suck you off for $5.00. I was trying to chill at the ..

Shizness

1. A street word derived from the Lyrical meanderings of Snoop Dogg That lowrider homes is the shizness 2. The word stupid white people ..

Ursuline Academy

1. One of many Catholic high-schools throughout the contry. The one in this difinition is located in Springfield, Illinois. Unlike many oth..

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