The Jessica Alba

What is The Jessica Alba?

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."

Tom: "How'd she like it?"

Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

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