The Jessica Alba

What is The Jessica Alba?

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."

Tom: "How'd she like it?"

Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

Smesing

1. To type (and send) SMS messages from a mobile device (phone). Peter is smesing his girl friend. Stop smesing me! See message, sms, ty..

Appleworks

1. The Apple office software suite. Appleworks is not as good as Microsoft Office. 2. First of all it was made by Clarisworks and then A..

Massena

1. A shity ass hole in the ground in upstate NY consisting of natives, GANGSTAS! (who claim to be duces dushes? erm whatever), people who t..

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