The Jessica Alba

What is The Jessica Alba?

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."

Tom: "How'd she like it?"

Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

W.g.a.r.a.

1. Who gives a rats ass Pete: Hey Vinny,did you hear the Yankees signed Clemens today?..Vinny: Pete,W.G.A.R.A. See who cares, big deal..

Craptor

1. Worldwide known techno DJ that makes the crappiest mixes in human history. DJ craptor vs Shakira feat Mr. Denethor See crap, dj, music..

Rinkus

1. 1) Synonymous with anus 2) A grumpy, unintelligent person, synonymous with asshole 1) Oi! My rinkus is burning. 2) Dude, don't b..

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