The Jesus Edit Meaning

1.

Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

See jesus, lebowski, quintana, the, big

2.

Someone that nobody fucks with.

"Nobody fucks with The Jesus!" - The Jesus

See big, lebowski, jesus, fuck, dude

3.

The legendary and incomprehensibly dumb act of consuming Bacardi 151 and then using tequila as a chaser. The term "The Jesus" derived from an urban legend that a student at UC Irvine named Jesus wanted to get himself and his guy friend really drunk by taking shots of 151 and chasing it with tequila, so they could try the Arabian Goggles on each other with no shame whatsoever.

Joe: Yo I'm REALLY horny right now! Let's get really trashed by doing The Jesus and then do the teabag on each other.

SJ: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww that's gross you sick bastard!

Tequila is soooooooo disgusting! Let's just do the teabag without doing The Jesus!

Joe: Ok

See bacardi 151, tequila, jose cuervo, patron, legend, legendary, dumb, stupid, incredible, arabian goggles, teabag

4.

something very cool/exiting/awesome

"Yo, that party last night was the Jesus!"

"I'm gonna get some new shoes. they are the Jesus."

See the shit, cool, fun, amazing

5.

Looking like Jesus when jumping off a platform on Nickelodeon GUTS.

HOLY SHIT!!! Did you just see that cunt doing "THE JESUS"??

See semi-gay, whore, gay, lesbian