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A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.
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The substance remaining after a wad of jiz is mixed with sand and breadcrumbs.
"My mom made zeckendorf for Thanksgiving."
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Like a 1 bit number, it's either on or off. You either have a spouse or you don't. Unfortunately it's the standard in the..