What is The Jihad?
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This is when a man unloads an inordinate amount of manjuice into another dude's beard. It works better if its a big beard, like Osama's.
Hey Tommy, yesterday I saw this homeless guy on the street with a massive beard, and I totally did The Jihad to him. None of the load hit the ground! It stayed in his beard like whipped cream in a small bush.
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Random Words:
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badass way of saying "shut up"
"close your head, bo, and i won't squirt metal."
See shut up, stfu, detective..