What is The Jihad?
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This is when a man unloads an inordinate amount of manjuice into another dude's beard. It works better if its a big beard, like Osama's.
Hey Tommy, yesterday I saw this homeless guy on the street with a massive beard, and I totally did The Jihad to him. None of the load hit the ground! It stayed in his beard like whipped cream in a small bush.
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A Zinadine Zidane is when you're fucking your girl and she's about to cum you toss her off you, spread her legs, act like you&..
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A problem that results directly from masturbation.
"Oh no im jesus in a toaster now!"
"Ahhh Harry you carry on like tha..
