The Jimmie Effect

What is The Jimmie Effect?


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The Jimmie Effect is a known phenomenon characterized by lowering your level of purity at a rate directly preportionate to how often you talk to jimmiejaz, or someone like him. It's true, and scientifically proven.

Man, that test on okcupid said I was 98% pure! But now, after talking to jimmiejazfor 3 months, I'm down to a 16! o noes!


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