What is The Joe Mauer?
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After you have released your man gravy in and around her pussy, have her casually squat over you chest and let the drippings fall over your body-creating a Jackson Polluck 'esk painting.
A pretty lady in the Joe Mauer(catcher's position) dripping over your chest.
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When a fart emitted by a person smells like the food they have recently eaten.
Dude, that fart smelled like a burger! I'm farting ..
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Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.
guy 1: "we goin out tonigh..