The Joe Mauer

What is The Joe Mauer?


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After you have released your man gravy in and around her pussy, have her casually squat over you chest and let the drippings fall over your body-creating a Jackson Polluck 'esk painting.

A pretty lady in the Joe Mauer(catcher's position) dripping over your chest.

See joe mauer, cream pie, squat, pussy juice, vagina


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