What is The John?
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The John is another informal name for 'the toilet'.
Sarah ran straight to the John after their long trip.
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the act of never getting laid
I got the john last night....fuck
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Shainas one and only love bird! John the man.
Shaina:"I love you John you sexy beast you!"
John: "I love you more you sex muffin you!"
Shaina:"No I love you more you wild man!"
Alright thats enough of that. I'm sure you get the point.
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To have your jewels, testicles, gonads, balls, etc. dangle in the toilet water when attempting to relieve your bowels. Often occurs in t..
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The act of getting a hickey on ones dick or pelvic region.
Damn that girl gave me head all night, I even got a goat puppy.
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