What is The John?
1.
The John is another informal name for 'the toilet'.
Sarah ran straight to the John after their long trip.
2.
the act of never getting laid
I got the john last night....fuck
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3.
Shainas one and only love bird! John the man.
Shaina:"I love you John you sexy beast you!"
John: "I love you more you sex muffin you!"
Shaina:"No I love you more you wild man!"
Alright thats enough of that. I'm sure you get the point.
Random Words:
1.
Extremely intoxicated (drunk or pissed, whatever your preference)
"Call her a taxi, will you? She's had one over the eight ..
1.
Punching oneself in the stomach in a crude and ineffective attempt to stave off hunger.
Ah man, I can't be fucked going to the kit..