What is The John Hancock?
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When you are having sex, you pull out to cum on your partners face then proceed to sign your name on their forehead so your partner knows who you are after you leave.
I gave that bitch The John Hancock before I left, so she knows my name tomorrow.
Dude, I went home with that hose beast last night from the bar and gave her The John Hancock, but I signed your name! You no talent ass clown!
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What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.
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Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off gasping for air and peeing my pants
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A gigantic load of explosive diarrhea, like a havana omelette.
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