What is The John Hancock?
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When you are having sex, you pull out to cum on your partners face then proceed to sign your name on their forehead so your partner knows who you are after you leave.
I gave that bitch The John Hancock before I left, so she knows my name tomorrow.
Dude, I went home with that hose beast last night from the bar and gave her The John Hancock, but I signed your name! You no talent ass clown!
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this only happens when chronic masterbation takes place. your penis melts into a substance that resembles pureed llama fetuses.
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