What is The John Hunt?
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Because you were a "late bloomer," your penis was once small (especially when cold). Yet as you mature, it grows to such a tremendous girth, that now you must wear Trojan Magnum prophylactics in order to protect your member without cutting off circulation.
Yo, that boy is like a mothafuckin John Hunt, swangin that big dick around when we all thought he was small as a pine needle. shiiiiit. mothafucka's poor diet and lack of sleep must have deprived him of a penile growth spurt for a while.
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When your penis is too small to receive a handjob.
Hey did you hear about Jimmy getting The John Hunt from that ugly bitch named Schuyler?
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what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.
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Imaginary testicles. Unreal gonads added through pretend.
Theodore has pretesticles.
Raphaellita kicked her broken car's prete..
