The John Hunt

What is The John Hunt?


1.

Because you were a "late bloomer," your penis was once small (especially when cold). Yet as you mature, it grows to such a tremendous girth, that now you must wear Trojan Magnum prophylactics in order to protect your member without cutting off circulation.

Yo, that boy is like a mothafuckin John Hunt, swangin that big dick around when we all thought he was small as a pine needle. shiiiiit. mothafucka's poor diet and lack of sleep must have deprived him of a penile growth spurt for a while.

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2.

When your penis is too small to receive a handjob.

Hey did you hear about Jimmy getting The John Hunt from that ugly bitch named Schuyler?


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