The John Lowman

What is The John Lowman?

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

Fantashopping

1. 1. The act of visiting an online store, and filling your virtual cart with many items that you'd love to own, but won't actua..

Horngy

1. someone who is horny and hungry at the same time John: man i'm so hungry that i could eat that chick over there Sam: mate you are..

The Jeff Brown Classic

1. Claiming to have and i quote "ready juvie pussy" the unnamed bitchboy (refer to title) then leaves the party goes out to his t..

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