The John Lowman

What is The John Lowman?

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

Broses

1. He who is without equal; paragon of perfection, criterion of crunk, whose power and intellect is beyond our ability to fathom or recogni..

Shybles

1. bastardisation of 'SHIBAL' (pron. sheebarl) - korean equivalent (in harshness) of fuck... shybles, gotta jet shybles! (spill..

Yoda Pussy

1. A vagina that is old, moldy green, and full of extra wrinkles. Originated from the Jason Ellis Show, allegedly. Madonna definitely has ..

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