The John Lowman

What is The John Lowman?

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

Ethnick

1. A small, typically bronzed, South American organism that utters high-pitched frequencies at a low decibel rate. Is prone to constant sm..

Soccer

1. The world's most popular sport 2. A game in which you actually have to be able to run for at least 90 minutes straight (unlike &a..

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1. Another lame kirby imitation through text. Kirby is dancing, with his usual confused look. djblizihizake:Uh oh...i thinx its timez 4 s..

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