The John Lowman

What is The John Lowman?

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

Pearl Jam

1. 1. Kick-ass band that hail from Seattle, who write and perform brilliant 'guitar music' (not just Rock). Release reasonably ..

Cockbonnet

1. Someone who resembles a penis. In a frilly hat, similar to those of girls in the olden days. The people at the DMV tend to be cockbonne..

Uncle Doug

1. The act of tugging your own penis. Having a Tug! Hey mate, I walked in the toilets and saw Chris having an Uncle Doug, he's wrong ..

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