The John Lowman

What is The John Lowman?

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

Eye-tie

1. Shortened word for Italian pronounced Eye-Talian. That fucking eye-tie needs shampoo, deodorant, and some brass-off polish kit for his ..

Powerskeet

1. Noun-getting owned ;like getting beat in something..and pwned.. verb tense powerskeeted - of or pertaining to powerskeet. The Japs got..

Keep Sweet

1. A term of endearment meaning to "stay sweet". Generally used in goodbyes. Gentleman- "Yo bitch, I'm out for realsie..

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