The John Lowman

What is The John Lowman?

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

W'd

1. To mess something up with such disregard to common sense it almost seems implausible. It's root meaning comes from the 43rd U.S. Pr..

Gazonker

1. remote control device "Honey, it's time for American Idol, pass me the gazonker" See remote, rc, wonka, wonkavator, oom..

Hot Rodney

1. Getting a beej while taking a shit. It's also called a blumpkin. Federline never goes to bed without first getting a nice hot rod..

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