The John Lowman Edit Meaning

1. A person so afraid of sexual intercourse that they are attracted to puppets, because they have no genitals. Symptons include writing gay..

1. The condition of having had sex with a dirty Mexican. After Playing Yu-gi-oh, Ashley was severely Guadalupified...

1. any unanmed object or object which one does not wish to name Hook that frobnitz up to the back of your computer. See thingamajig, dohi..