The John Lowman

What is The John Lowman?

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

Boinked In The Bonkers

1. Sticking one's penis in the anal cavity or in a womans cleavage. Jimmy got boinked in the bonkers by his father, MJ. See anal sex..

Grandpa Knighting

1. When your grandpa knights you with his penis. "Now son, it is important for you to hold still for your Grandpa Knighting" Se..

27.5

1. Halfway between 27 and 28. Guy 1:Dude, I had 28 joints today! Guy 2: Actually you swallowed one halfway through Guy 1: So I had like ..

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