The John Lowman

What is The John Lowman?

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

Orchata Dumpster

1. Like a cum dumpsterbut for the hispanic male to deposit within, upon, and throughout. There goes Britany with another Mexican exchange ..

Chinese Egg Roll

1. The sexual act of receiving a lumpkin (a man receiving oral sex while defecating) from a Chinese women while ALSO eating from a plate of..

Ziggy-ziggy-nar-nar

1. Means extremely beyond awesome to the extremeness! Can be used in almost any situation, pretty much wherever. And it's the best wor..

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