The John Lowman

What is The John Lowman?

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

Jagorian

1. Calendar system containing 13 months. January, Febuary, March, April, May, June, July, Urbanuary, August, September, October, November, ..

100% Beef

1. An adjective taken from the Dallagio/McDonalds advert. Is used as a term to describe something that is absolute quality. Extra special p..

Zoning Out

1. The exprience of starting an acid trip. I was so zoned out last night, i slept with that shemale.I'm never zoning out again. See ..

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