The John Lowman

What is The John Lowman?

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

Uberloser

1. An almost oxymoron that is curiously comprised of someone who is both Uber and Loser. "Uber" is derived from Nietzsche's..

Zbj

1. A zombie blowjob. Getting headfrom a zombie. *MOAN* *MOAN* Oh you like that, don't you bitch? *CRUNCH* SHIT!!! ZBJ!! See blowj..

Lunch Job

1. Eating a girl out, the act of oral sex on a woman. I totally just gave that girl a lunch job. See eating out, fellatio, oral, muff div..

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