The John Lowman

What is The John Lowman?

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

Up2date

1. Up to date, attuned with recent events. It's great being up2date with the latest updated dates and happenings. See recent events..

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Dirty Punch

1. when you shove your penis into someones nostril and break their nose dude let's break out the dirty punch! See nose, break, shove..

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