The John Lowman

What is The John Lowman?

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

Countering

1. Verb : ( To Counter) in present progressive. To place ones partner on a counter and have hot steamy sex with said person "Dude, I ..

Queenelizii

1. Angst's resident angel, providing a glimmer of light in a turgid pool of crap. Tchaikovsky was to music, what QueenElizII is to th..

Beirson

1. The base of your penis where tour nut sack meets your "member" Dude, yesterday I got my beirson peirced...

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