What is The John Manoeuvre?
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1. To prematurely ejaculate in a fully clothed situation, with associated jagged thrusting body movements. Can occur due to the mention of a sexual innuendo or even just winning on a computer game. (named after a friend at University College London called John)
' Oh my god, here we go again, get your umbrellas out, its The John Manoeuvre '
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