What is The John West Bat Cave?
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Euphemism for the female genitalia.
John West is best known for the mass production of tinned tuna.
Tuna is best known for its for its fishy odour.
Where you have bats, you also have FLAPS.
Caves are natural, often moist, openings.
Lee sensed danger.
His partners excitement was such that she appeared to have sprung a leak.
Ever the dashing hero, and with a winsome cry of "To The John West Bat Cave!", he proceeded to plug the weeping cranny, purple topped piston in hand, and thus disaster was once again averted.
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