The Johnny Bench

What is The Johnny Bench?

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When someone gets down in a catchers position and gives someone head while holding there hand under the persons ass and waits for them to climax and shit in their hand at the same time.

Sarah was so excited about postseason baseball that she gave her husband the Johnny Bench in their backyard. Strike one, in the mouth, strike two, in the hand. Strike three.

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