The Johns Edit Meaning

1.

Nickname for the extraordinary lead singer of Silverchair, Daniel 'Johnsy' Johns.

I was watching MTV and it had The Johns on it. He was silly.

2.

Something that is overly exaggerated.

Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns

'Man, he was drunk the motherfuck Johns last night'

'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'

See Justin

3.

currently only consisting of 2 "main" Johnologists with 3 in training, the Johns usually are found doing whatever they feel like. At time they find "skruges" (see definition: skruge) who they feel are a threat to humanity.

The Johns are at it again!

See johnology, skruge