What is The Johns?
1.
Nickname for the extraordinary lead singer of Silverchair, Daniel 'Johnsy' Johns.
I was watching MTV and it had The Johns on it. He was silly.
2.
Something that is overly exaggerated.
Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns
'Man, he was drunk the motherfuck Johns last night'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'
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3.
currently only consisting of 2 "main" Johnologists with 3 in training, the Johns usually are found doing whatever they feel like. At time they find "skruges" (see definition: skruge) who they feel are a threat to humanity.
The Johns are at it again!
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