What is The Johnson Treatment?


1.

The treatment of others by former president Lyndon B. Johnson, in which he would hypothetically 'pop one's bubble' to demand their attention. The 'Treatment' was described as having 'a large St. Bernard licking your face and pawing you all over.'

Also used when decribing being 'violated' by unwanted company.

Barkley gave me The Johnson Treatment the other day, so I filed a lawsuit.

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2.

Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.

At first she didn't like the idea, but then she allowed him to give her the Johnson Treatment.

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