The Joker

What is The Joker?


1.

The most badass clown this side of Gotham

The Joker's most famous line: Ha ha

See batman, dc, gotham

2.

A villain of the Batmanuniverse, first appearing in Batman #1 (1940). He is considored to be the Caped Crusader's arch nemesis. His title is the "Clown Prince of Crime".

The Joker's real name is unknown, though according to the first movie starring Nicholson, it might of been Jack Napier. The catalyst of his insanity has different tellings:

Originally a failed comedian, coerced into crime after the deaths of his wife and unborn child. Disguised as the "Red Hood", he failed to steal from Monarch Playing Cards. Running from Batman, he fell into a waste pool by the Ace Chemical Processing.

Surving the accident, it coloured his hair green, bleached his skin white and deformed his mouth into a red smile. Using eccentric weapons like acid spilling flowers and static joy-buzzers, he sadistically amuses his victims before he murders them. Other schemes include bribery and terroism.

The sidekick and former pyschiatrist of The Joker is Harley Quin (a.k.a Harleen Quinzel). She accompanies and supports her love interest in his crimes in Gotham City.

"Do I look like I'm joking?"

See Anonymous

3.

Can make a pencil disappear

Do what The Joker did on that pencil

See pencil, disappear, dead

4.

The most fantastic villain to ever be drawn. He's insane, but totally hot, and incredibly amazing.He is a fucking genius and is always ahead of the curb.

The Joker:

Why So Serious?

See joker, batman, gotham, villain, amazing

5.

A man who was born a genius, but since no one could compete with his brains went insane out of boredom and started killing people. Then he met Batman, and found someone who actually understood him, who <i>completed</i> him and <i>didn't laugh at any of his jokes</i>. So now he tries to screw Batman's life up, because Batman's just too much damn fun.

"I believe what ever doesn't kill you, simply makes you stranger" - The Joker.

See joker, batman, gotham

6.

Batman's arch enemy and a major headache for The Caped Crusader. The Joker could give even Superman a major headache!

It's The Joker up to his old tricks!

See supes, bats, mmms

7.

A very sick sexual act. Why some find this stimulating i'll never know.

When the woman is having her menstrual peiod, the man gives oral sex and wipes his face sideways across the vagina several times. Having a blood-stained "smile" on his face he looks up to her and says "Why so serious?".

1: i did the joker to my girlfriend last night.

2: Dude, why do you always tell me this shit!?

See the, joker, period, sex


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