The Jon Avila

What is The Jon Avila?


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The Jon Avila Is where you are with a particular female in the "doggy style" position. You proceed to spank the girl very hard on the butt and then say, "I Get What I Want!".

Named after the businessman with his trademark saying "I'm Jon Avila. I get what I want!"

(Two Dudes talking after one dude pulled The Jon Avila on a woman the previous night)

Ted: "DUUUDE, I Toooootally Jon Avila'd a chick last night!

Steve: "Ohhh Dude! You Get What You Want!"

See jon, avila, spank, hard, get, what, want, doggy, style


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