The Jonas Brothers

What is The Jonas Brothers?


1.

some gay band that think they are rock

but are not. they look so fuckin gay and

they are just like N*SYNC or some shit

like that. they would fall into the same

category as HANNAH MONTANA too.

little poser kids: lets go watch the jonas brothers on tv. they are rockstars.

See bad, posers, suck, ass, dick

2.

The act of raping both a goat and a small asian boy at one time.

"You are under arrest for The Jonas Brothers.

See vagina, leg, toenail

3.

The Jonas Brothers, otherwised known as TJB, JB, and to anyone who is sane ugly hairy trolls that need to get singing lessons.

The Jonas Brother are a disgrace to music. Period. Horrible lyrics, crappy beats, and EAR BLEEDING SINGING VOICES.

They are- for one- another crappy musical talent produced by Disney Channel. All their fans consists to 10-16 year old girls who have no taste in music what-so-ever and only like them because they're supposedly 'hot/sexy/attractive'. This is another issue.

For two, the Jonas Brothers are ugly. Especially Nick Jonas and Kevin Jonas. They all have (what I like to call) 'caterpillar eyebrows'. If they plucked, they'd look pretty decent. Also, if they didn't try to dress in an emo-like fashion, they'd be okay. I'm talking to you Kevin, Joe, Nick. Get a new style, cause you guys are posers.

For three, like I said above, they're posers. They're wanna-be rockstars with crappy lyrics. When you look me in the eyes? I'll never look you guys in the eyes, for the fact I might die by your ugly!

Four- you know TJB sucks when Nick Jonas actually dated Miley Cyrus. That just tells you they have no talent. Or, maybe they did, but Nick lip-locked Miley so many times her bad singing talent along with her bad acting talent rubbed off on him and eventually rubbed off on his brothers.

Lets just pray to God that if Frankie Jonas actually gets a Disney Channel carreer that he won't suck as much as his older brothers.

Fan-Girl: Have you seen the Jonas Brothers? Omg, Joe/Nick/Kevin is SO HAWT!

Mr. T: I pity you, fool.

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Anti-JB Fan: OMG MY EYES BURN AND MY EARS BLEED AT THE SIGHT OF THE JONAS BROTHERS IN TIGHT WHITE PANTS AND THE SOUND OF THEIR DYING CAT-LIKE SCREECHES THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LYRICS!

See the, jonas, tjb, jb, sucky, nick, kevin, joe

4.

Band that suddenly popped out of nowhere. What the hell.

They are a suckish band.

This is how desprate the world has gotten.

Example below.

Crazy Jonas fan girl: "Why do you guys like hate the Jonas Brothers"

Raiinbowface: "Because they're still alive and breathing and soon I will put a stop to that."

Crazy Jonas Fan girl: "NOOOOO at least spar Nick Jonas for me."

See band, disney, jonas, stupid, bad

5.

The teenage version of Gay eye for the straight guy. Horribly overrated. teenie bop girl group with a large following of prepubescent girls and gay boys.

"Lets go boink that monkey, The Jonas brothers style."

See joto, gay, homo, sucks, dick, micheal jackson, goat sex, monkey sex

6.

The Jonas Brothers worst boy band ever to walk this planet. consists of Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. have the worst songs ever. are ugly, gay, and have three way oragys.retarts.

also related to Frankie Jonas

"Don't you just hate the Jonas Brothers??"

"The Jonas Brothers suck cock!"

"Who else but the retarted Brothers??"

See gay, fags, homo, cock, retart

7.

Three flamingwannabe rockers.

They're about the gayest thing since the Backdoor Boys and The New Fags On the Block.

All I can say is, hopefully their young brother doesn't join their butthole-surfing ranks.

Fangurl: OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS ROCK!! THEY ARE SO CUTE/THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE SPEED BUMPS ON THEIR ASS!!!

Dude: What of a bunch of ass-rammers.

See ass, ram, fag, jonas brothers, the jonas brothers, douchebag, douchebags, flamer, dickweed, retard, homo, ass licker, dicksmoker


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