What is The Keeper?
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an alternative menstrual product - a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it's only a receptacle, there's no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.
fuck tampons - i use the keeper, bitches.
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The best hardcore band ever, at least to Scott and Jimmy. Fronted by the birdman Mike Ski, their Twist of Cain cover is priceless.
Dudeman, the Keeper is touring with Disembodied. We're there.
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hard and pointy nipples, often on hot, perfect boobs.
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nickname for contemporary members of the Democratic Party, who have sold out to the increasingly fascist Republican Party just as the Vi..