What is The Keeper?
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an alternative menstrual product - a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it's only a receptacle, there's no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.
fuck tampons - i use the keeper, bitches.
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The best hardcore band ever, at least to Scott and Jimmy. Fronted by the birdman Mike Ski, their Twist of Cain cover is priceless.
Dudeman, the Keeper is touring with Disembodied. We're there.
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1. A response to something so stupid or unbelievably retarded that expresses total confusion as to why it was done.
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-a word that can be used to refer to males that masturbate frequently and enjoy creaming all over their hand(s).
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