What is The Keeper?
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an alternative menstrual product - a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it's only a receptacle, there's no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.
fuck tampons - i use the keeper, bitches.
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The best hardcore band ever, at least to Scott and Jimmy. Fronted by the birdman Mike Ski, their Twist of Cain cover is priceless.
Dudeman, the Keeper is touring with Disembodied. We're there.
Random Words:
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when you mean to say replying but you say responding and mix the words
My Brother: He isn't replonding!
See respond, reply, replo..
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chunks of cum that fly out after hard rough sex
"DUDE queef boogers, watch out!"
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chunks of c..
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A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.
B. Something random that is s..
