What is The Keeper?
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an alternative menstrual product - a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it's only a receptacle, there's no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.
fuck tampons - i use the keeper, bitches.
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The best hardcore band ever, at least to Scott and Jimmy. Fronted by the birdman Mike Ski, their Twist of Cain cover is priceless.
Dudeman, the Keeper is touring with Disembodied. We're there.
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the edited version of cunt fuck, used specifically to refer to assholes or significant dicks.
"did you hear how he fucked her last..
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adj. Used to describe an individual who uses a phone for all purposes other than conversation (text, email, etc.).
My friend is so tel..