The Ketchup Song

What is The Ketchup Song?

The dull, monotonous sound produced by the wife for about one week every month when she's "got the painters in"...

I'm going down the pub - Barrymore's got his mates round for a pool party, and to make it worse the wife's singing the ketchup song!

The next Macarena.

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