The Kevin

What is The Kevin?


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A sexual position in which the giver awkwardly stabs the receiver in the clitoris or anus, and then proceeds to ejaculate all over their stomach. A position for those too frightened to engage in actual intercourse.

Kevin started to prod her clit in a painful and bizarre manner, then promptly came on her stomach, completing yet another successful attempt at The Kevin.

See awkward sex, sex, semen, bad sex, kevin


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