The Keyboard Mash

What is The Keyboard Mash?

The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.

Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.

The Keyboard Mash in use:

"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"

"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"

"asdf;lkad;glaf!"

"&hy&%^78Hn"

See frustration, anger, keyboard, mashing, keyboard mashing

Irks

1. Super annoying. To a point that it can cause anger. HangYee just irks the fuck out of me. See annoying, pointy, poking, lameness..

Long Sleeve Shorts

1. Pants, capris, clam diggers, etc. "Are you going to wear shorts today?" "Yea, but it's cold, so I'm going to ..

Dickprint

1. The red, oblong mark left on the face following a nice hard cock slap. Maggie was trying to cover up that dickprint for days after tryi..

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