The Keyboard Mash

What is The Keyboard Mash?

The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.

Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.

The Keyboard Mash in use:

"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"

"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"

"asdf;lkad;glaf!"

"&hy&%^78Hn"

See frustration, anger, keyboard, mashing, keyboard mashing

Zansirsquashed

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Goin' Home

1. getting killed, going to heaven. John: I think i'll run up on a d-boy Steve: Shit man, you goin' home. See heaven, home, dy..

Emotarian

1. combination of the "emo" fad with the "vegetarian" movement- into a single group of people. (This is done for right ..

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