The Keyboard Mash

What is The Keyboard Mash?

The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.

Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.

The Keyboard Mash in use:

"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"

"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"

"asdf;lkad;glaf!"

"&hy&%^78Hn"

See frustration, anger, keyboard, mashing, keyboard mashing

Queermonster

1. someone being very queer, and monsterish look at shawns pink fluffy shirt, what a queermonster See queer, fag, monster, stupid, fluffy..

Merloaded

1. The mellow, slow-witted drunkenness that accompanies the consumption of too much merlot. Characterized by overly slow and careful speech..

Slowpede

1. A stampede of fat and or obese people that may be too fat to see you. Resulting in you being trampled. Oh my God! It's a slowpede!..

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