The Keyboard Mash

What is The Keyboard Mash?

The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.

Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.

The Keyboard Mash in use:

"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"

"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"

"asdf;lkad;glaf!"

"&hy&%^78Hn"

See frustration, anger, keyboard, mashing, keyboard mashing

Za1no

1. Something stupid. He likes it up the pooper sometimes, but most of the time jerks off to "kids in a sand box" video. Why do y..

Throw Back

1. Referrence to vintage jerseys, usually of basketball persuasion. A jersey with a past design, no longer being worn by the team. Anothe..

In Ad 2101 War Was Beginning

1. In the year twenty one oh one, war was beginning, the trigger of this conflict was when cats set up them (captain an co) the bomb. This ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Keyboard Mash Edit Meaning