The Keyboard Mash

What is The Keyboard Mash?

The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.

Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.

The Keyboard Mash in use:

"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"

"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"

"asdf;lkad;glaf!"

"&hy&%^78Hn"

See frustration, anger, keyboard, mashing, keyboard mashing

Nitsan

1. 1: hebrew for: bud (small unopened flower). 2: the flower of a weed plant. 3: an israeli name. 1: it's spring time and the nitsa..

[douche]

1. (n)someone who is a complete and total moron. one that tells jokes and is the only one laughing. one who brags about his dick being hu..

Rhino-cock

1. This is when you knee someone up the arse (aiming for the bottom of their backbone) just like a rhino cock. When someone is bending ov..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Keyboard Mash Edit Meaning