The Keyboard Mash

What is The Keyboard Mash?

The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.

Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.

The Keyboard Mash in use:

"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"

"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"

"asdf;lkad;glaf!"

"&hy&%^78Hn"

See frustration, anger, keyboard, mashing, keyboard mashing

Cruiseline

1. A fun filled Trip in which theres a pool, free food, a bar, and a fuck load of old people. I mean too many. Yo, i was on the cruisline ..

Ashtoreth

1. The ancient Jewish name for the godess of fertility known in English as Easter. Ashtoreth was also known to various cultures as Astarte..

Rotflasc

1. Rolling on the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat. When I read her story I was, like, ROTFLASC! See laugh, cat, lol, rotflmao..

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