The Keyboard Mash

What is The Keyboard Mash?

The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.

Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.

The Keyboard Mash in use:

"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"

"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"

"asdf;lkad;glaf!"

"&hy&%^78Hn"

See frustration, anger, keyboard, mashing, keyboard mashing

Zinkadink

1. The act of sucking another man's penis; "suck a dick" Paul zinkadinked Andrew for $50 See blowjob, gay, money, fat fuck..

Nrr

1. SMS message and Internet slang for 'No Reply Required'. got the dvd, comin home now, steve nrr See nrr, bye, tb, goodbye 2...

Noobit

1. A recently new varient of the word noobie or noob. OMG that armouryhumper is such a noobit!..

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