The King

What is The King?


1.

A man dressed as a king that breaks into your house at night and gets into your bed. When you wake up he will be in your bed with you to offer you breakfast.

Dude I woke up with the king today!

See king, burgerking, burger king, the burger king

2.

Mascot for Burger King. Appears on many Burger King commercials and tends to be very random. Does some pretty funny shit.

the king has a huge wang.

See sex, burger king, funny, mascot, burger, tits

3.

Elvis Presley

Elvis is still the king

4.

The guy who sits on his ship wondering what's for dinner because he thinks he's going to die.

The King: "Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner."

See awesome, ytp, link, dinner

5.

rules hyruleand thinks dinneris what all true warriors strive for. he makes link defeat gannonbecuase he is to weak to do so himself. he is also the father of zealda (the princess of hyrule)

Link: gee it sure is borning around here

The King: moi boi this dinner is what all true warrior strive for

See youtube poop, king, zelda, link, gannon, mario, toast, spaghetti, luigi, dinner, mama luigi, youtube, kng, ganno, weegee, malleo

6.

An individual, often a male, who has achieved a high level of fame and notoriety through a small demographic, such as a high school. Often is a star athlete with a flawless complexion.

Sid: Man, CJ is so popular and he fucks all the fine girls with big titties.

Max: What do you expect? He's The King.

Ryan: Fuck Yeah Son!!

See max, sid, titties, kelsey, ryan, son, baseball

7.

A large moldy growth in Clarissa's mini-fridge.

Kelsey>>

HOLY GOD! What the fuck is that?

Clarissa>>

All hail, "The King!"

See the, king, mold, kelsey, clarissa, god


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