What is The King?
1.
A man dressed as a king that breaks into your house at night and gets into your bed. When you wake up he will be in your bed with you to offer you breakfast.
Dude I woke up with the king today!
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2.
Mascot for Burger King. Appears on many Burger King commercials and tends to be very random. Does some pretty funny shit.
the king has a huge wang.
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3.
Elvis Presley
Elvis is still the king
4.
The guy who sits on his ship wondering what's for dinner because he thinks he's going to die.
The King: "Enough! My
ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's fordinner ."
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rules
Link: gee it sure is borning around here
The King: moi boi this dinner is what all true warrior strive for
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6.
An individual, often a male, who has achieved a high level of fame and notoriety through a small demographic, such as a high school. Often is a star athlete with a flawless complexion.
Sid: Man, CJ is so popular and he fucks all the fine girls with big titties.
Max: What do you expect? He's The King.
Ryan: Fuck Yeah Son!!
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A large moldy growth in Clarissa's mini-fridge.
Kelsey>>
HOLY GOD! What the fuck is that?
Clarissa>>
All hail, "The King!"
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