The King Kong

What is The King Kong?


1.

When a man and woman are making out, the man bites out the tongue of the woman. He proceeds to break her bottom jaw and facefuck her until ejaculation is met, in which the man beats his chest and shoots it all over her face/body. Death may be a side effect for the female. T-bagging after wards or playing with the jaw is acceptable.

"Yo man! I gave my chick The King Kong last night and now she has her jaw wired shut and is mute. I got fucked, AND she can't talk. Win win!"

See facefuck, deep throat, wtf, awesome

2.

She puts a banana up her butt, you put your dick in her vag, while wearing a monkey suit.

The king kong was the best sex of my life, let's do it again.

See boston pancake, sex, vagina, blumpkin


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