What is The King Of Rad?
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The ruler and arbiter of all things
The King of Rad's duties include determining what is and isn't
The onus of being The King of Rad often overcomes those that hold the position. The responsibility can never truly be comprehended until it is experienced first hand. The current King of Rad has gone into hiding from his subjects, being unable to handle the barrage of suplicants. Widely known as Mr. Door (which may or may not be an alias) news of him occasionally surfaces on the
Due to his majesty's absence, stop gap measures have arisen in the populace to serve the
The highest rating The King of Rad can bestow is Totally
The King of Rad recently declared that aqua socks rock his socks... off.
We think it's time for a regime change.