The Kirk

What is The Kirk?


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A decidedly better nickname for Albuquerque, NM. An alternative to the lame names like Burque, the 505, Albucracky, etc.

After Aliens kidnapped me down in Roswell and forced me to eat at a diner in Truth or Consequences and to talk to new age women in Santa Fe about awesome paintings of women hugging coyotes under the moon, I'm so ready to get back to the Kirk.


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