The Kirsty Alley

What is The Kirsty Alley?


1.

After sodomizing a scientologist, wiping one's santorum-smeared cock in their hair and telling them that L.Ron Hubbard was a schizophrenic con artist and that you're on Prozac and feel just fine.

"You remember that girl who tried to give me the personality test at the mall the other day? I gave her the Kirsty Alley last night."

See scientology


49

Random Words:

1. Synonym or slang for eyeball. It's a replacement because William Shakespeare doesn't need the credit. "My eyenut has som..
1. Jacket that has both a hood, zipper, and two separate pockets. Unlike the hoodie which has no zipper and a unipocket. "I think it&..
1. An avian fowl native to the United States' Great Lakes region (esp. Southeast Michigan) having a predatory instinct and migratory n..