The Kirsty Alley

What is The Kirsty Alley?


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After sodomizing a scientologist, wiping one's santorum-smeared cock in their hair and telling them that L.Ron Hubbard was a schizophrenic con artist and that you're on Prozac and feel just fine.

"You remember that girl who tried to give me the personality test at the mall the other day? I gave her the Kirsty Alley last night."

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