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When you shit,piss,jizz in a girls vagina then pour milk in it.
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A person of Irish decent, whilst in the vicinity of crushible objects (including other humans) upon a bed, rolls over in a drunkedn stup..
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someone that you could tell your inermost secrets to and they do not judge you. they simply listen and reasure you that you are not craz..