The Kitty

What is The Kitty?


1.

This is sort of hard to explain. There has to be a couch and a table/chair about the same height. The dude lays face down, his torso on the couch, his legs on the table/chair. This means his junk is hanging down. The chick then goes like a cat, and "claws" at the guys dick until he ejaculates, which is when the girl drinks the sperm like a kitty drinking milk. Yummy.

My girl and I were pretty freaking bored last night, so I made her do the Kitty Style.

See doggy style

2.

Beware, This guy will lie through his teeth about anything and everything, he should be avoided. Hangs around Yahoo chat and such.

The Kitty: Hi

Person1: Argh! I've heard about you, you're that retard with no life aren't you?!

The Kitty: Yes. Yes I am

Person1: *Runs away, lives happily ever after*


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