What is The Koos Poep?
1.
a large male homosapien
ectomorphic body structure ( long and skinny limbs )
concave pectoral muscles
triangular shaped face
pink panther like
very unstable especially when under the influence
occasionally found with flat wet shit instead of hair
it is never seen sober but rather transforms into its alter ego Jacobus Speedstick Els
hobbies: Lineouts , wearing ridiculous hats, extra maths , wearing : jeans , plakkies , no shirt and hat
Is well-known for his bordering on retarded , senseless Facebook statii.
It once experimented with some Hydrogen Peroxide and his very own hair.(Eksperimentele foutjie)
It has been quoted saying : "I am the koos poep"
Only one male specimen (the Koos Poep) has been found thus far however a female specimen with an apparent common ancestor has been spotted once at Kirsty Bouch's house.
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