The Kowalski Touch

What is The Kowalski Touch?

The polar opposite of the Midas where everything that is touched turns to shit, breaks, or is ruined.

The name Kowalski is dervived from Stanley Kowalski who is a fictional character in Tennessee Williams' play A Streetcar Named Desire.

Tom: We need to get rid of that guy, he's got the Kowalski Touch.

Mark: Yeah everything he works on breaks, regardless of how simple it is.

See midas touch, polack, ruin, break, loose cannon, looser, douch, failure

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