What is The Krispy Kremer?
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After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.
The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.
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