The Kroeger

What is The Kroeger?


1.

When a man has no friends, no money, and no sense, he doubles over to fellate himself.

Most partakers are from Alberta.

*Once after a Nickelback concert, featuring the dulcit tones of one Chad Kroeger, I fell down my stairs naked and my junk got stuffed into my northern trunk. It was then that I realized I had just done The Kroeger. What else could I do, "it was soft and required a lot of pulling.".

*See Playoby, April 2008.

2.

Hot, Sexy Man. I would definetly do him!

The Kroeger....nuff said!


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