What is The Kroeger?
1.
When a man has no friends, no money, and no sense, he doubles over to fellate himself.
Most partakers are from Alberta.
*Once after a Nickelback concert, featuring the dulcit tones of one Chad Kroeger, I fell down my stairs naked and my junk got stuffed into my northern trunk. It was then that I realized I had just done The Kroeger. What else could I do, "it was soft and required a lot of pulling.".
*See Playoby, April 2008.
2.
Hot, Sexy Man. I would definetly do him!
The Kroeger....nuff said!
