What is The Kyrk?
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Drunkeness to the point of being unable to stand up straight and form cohesive, concise sentences. The Kyrk requires large amounts of alcohol, no or little food, and tends to happen in Las Vegas Nevada though can find you anywhere really. The Kyrk will cause you to disappear - a la Doug in the Hangover, only to come back in the form of a passed out drunken mess who shouts, "RAFAEL," in between shallow breaths.
I'm finding it hard to stand up straight and form cohesive and concise sentences right now... in fact I'm pretty sure I'm experiencing the Kyrk right now...
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