What is The Kyrk?
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Drunkeness to the point of being unable to stand up straight and form cohesive, concise sentences. The Kyrk requires large amounts of alcohol, no or little food, and tends to happen in Las Vegas Nevada though can find you anywhere really. The Kyrk will cause you to disappear - a la Doug in the Hangover, only to come back in the form of a passed out drunken mess who shouts, "RAFAEL," in between shallow breaths.
I'm finding it hard to stand up straight and form cohesive and concise sentences right now... in fact I'm pretty sure I'm experiencing the Kyrk right now...
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That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
"It took an OHNO-Second to realize ..
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Being so Fuckable that you Accend to another Plan of Existance....this is the key to being fuckaluptious.
OMG Paul did you see her Titt..
