The Lambert

What is The Lambert?


1.

...fuk...wat can i say...?? well, she's a mother-fuking, child-fuking, dog-fuking human elephant who's endlessly eating doughnuts, pizzas n occasionly small children..well, thats not the worst ov it, she has fake, red, spikey hair n crazy orange eyes, which she uses to kill ususpecting skl kids while working on 1 ov many essays.

"u heer sumtin ben?"

<rumbling of the ground>

"yh....o fuk-shit-jesus of veronda city..(dunno where that is, but it sounds gud)..it's the LAMBERT!!"

<screams all around the skl, frantic peeople running in all directions>


100

Random Words:

1. Tony Kanal, from no doubt. Develops a LeakyWrinkleEye. An allergic reaction, to what is though may be, either lack of sleep, too much a..
1. The real way to say stop it. You're pissing me off with that switchblade now STORPIT See stop, ronkey, aaron, jiggly puff..
1. Usually a call girl, but sometimes an exotic dancer. In recent years, it's also become associated with any gold-digger. Looks like..