The Lambert

What is The Lambert?


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...fuk...wat can i say...?? well, she's a mother-fuking, child-fuking, dog-fuking human elephant who's endlessly eating doughnuts, pizzas n occasionly small children..well, thats not the worst ov it, she has fake, red, spikey hair n crazy orange eyes, which she uses to kill ususpecting skl kids while working on 1 ov many essays.

"u heer sumtin ben?"

<rumbling of the ground>

"yh....o fuk-shit-jesus of veronda city..(dunno where that is, but it sounds gud)..it's the LAMBERT!!"

<screams all around the skl, frantic peeople running in all directions>


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