The Lance Armstrong

What is The Lance Armstrong?

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.

After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!

See lance armstrong, cycling, sex, cyclist

Zoltech

1. a halfassed insult that people use when they have nothing else to say your friend sounds like a zoltech bro. See nerd, idiot, dumbass,..

Double-l

1. Pseudonym for an incompetent colleague initialed as L.L. The colleague often adorns himself in spandex, departs the workplace at 4:00 p..

Forza

1. 'force' form of encouragement/support forza juve! See j 2. a game for xbox. aka forza motorsport. it is awesome if you ..

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