The Lance Armstrong

What is The Lance Armstrong?

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.

After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!

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Trout Slapped

1. When one is slapped with a trout(fish). Oh my Rachel! I just got trout slapped by Amanda down by the river! See slap, trout, harry pot..

Its All Jesus

1. Its All Jesus: Its all good Jesus = Good so add Its all in front on it. Man Its All Jesus...

Analzoid

1. A common asshole, the enemy of the spazoidian empire, analzoids can be very deceptive often acting as if they are spazoids.Often very eg..

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