The Lance Armstrong

What is The Lance Armstrong?

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.

After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!

See lance armstrong, cycling, sex, cyclist

Zooerastian

1. One who commits acts of beastiality. Psycho bitch is a zooerastian. See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Zequyx

1. (v) To have a crush on related forms: zequyxed, zequyxicle, zequyxes, zequyxing, zequixable I zequyx you. See like, dig, love, milf..

Joe Cock

1. The same thing as saying your cock Heather said to Joe in her black african slang "Joe cock is so small!!!"..

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