The Lance Armstrong

What is The Lance Armstrong?

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.

After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!

See lance armstrong, cycling, sex, cyclist

Urban

1. City-like. From the Latin word "urbs", which means "city". 2. Urban means relating to or concerned with a city or ..

Daniel Lioneye

1. 1. The Guitarist of HIM, otherwise known as Mikko Lindstrom, Linde or Lily Lazer. Amazingly smexy piece of Finland. 2. The band itself ..

Skaigamonkey

1. no good baby daddy; a nigga that wont do anything for his family or himself and always complains "nigga get yo skaigamonkey ass up..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Lance Armstrong Edit Meaning