The Lance Armstrong

What is The Lance Armstrong?

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.

After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!

See lance armstrong, cycling, sex, cyclist

Exercuse

1. lame reasons not to exercise, often complete bullshit; usually the result of extreme self-consciousness when it comes to public exercise..

Youtube Party

1. The sitting and sharing of links to youtube videos. Boy says: Let's start having a youtube party!! Boy says: I'll start --..

Fagtastique

1. French is for fags, so here it is. Fagtastique. Omgz, fagtastique MAN!!!..

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