The Lance Armstrong

What is The Lance Armstrong?

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.

After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!

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Obamad

1. a verb: to be totally plagerized. for your speech to be picked apart, and the best parts added to another's speech while that pers..

Riposte

1. A counterattack either literally (in fencing, after parrying a lunge attack, or figuratively (in conversation, after an insult) 1) Ian ..

Your Face Smells Like Shit

1. 1. being so shitfaced-drunk that your face "smells" like shit 2. being "stuck up someone's butt" so much that ..

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