The Lance Armstrong

What is The Lance Armstrong?

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.

After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!

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Queeter

1. Those little chunks in a piece of poop that look like corn. Man my shit last night wsa so full of queeter! See poop, shit, ass, nasty,..

Red Eye Surprise

1. The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yell..

Jam Flaps

1. A girl's vagina when she is on her period. "Bleeeerrrgghhh.. Jesus girl put it away, you've got jam flaps" or &q..

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