The Lance Armstrong

What is The Lance Armstrong?

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.

After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!

See lance armstrong, cycling, sex, cyclist

Detroit Tunnel

1. Anal Sex. I thought lucy was a good girl in the sack, until she told me to take the Detroit Tunnel. See anal, star fish, brown eye, bu..

Chavtard

1. General description of Britians emerging peasant class. Combination of Chav and retard The chavtards donned their Burberry hats and d..

Titalicious

1. how amazingly good the woman's breast that you are staring at would taste. "Holy fuck I bet those knockers are titalicious&qu..

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