What is The Lance Armstrong?
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the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.
After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!
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