The Laptop Mizer

What is The Laptop Mizer?


1.

a character from the hit online web series "Write That Shit Down", portrayed by Robert McCormack. The Laptop Mizer dresses in wildly inappropriate clothing, steals people's laptops, downloads the most horrible pornography imaginable onto it, and then masturbates all over it.

Bingington: Who are you?

Laptop Mizer: I'm... THE LAPTOP MIZER! *laughs*

See laptop, write, that, shit, down, masturbate, porn, evil, funny, comedy


23

Random Words:

1. Technical definition is a smelly, stinky face, but most often used to mean someone annoying or stubborn. "Ugh, Laura is such a foo..
1. A FaceBook Troll of epic proportions. He lurks among De motivational poster groups pouncing unexpectedly. His history includes several..
1. Fuck a girl on her period, then make her suck your (cock) I can't beleive Frank and Laura did a Bloody Rooster See blood, sex, co..