What is The Laptop Mizer?
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a character from the hit online web series "Write That Shit Down", portrayed by Robert McCormack. The Laptop Mizer dresses in wildly inappropriate clothing, steals people's laptops, downloads the most horrible pornography imaginable onto it, and then masturbates all over it.
Bingington: Who are you?
Laptop Mizer: I'm... THE LAPTOP MIZER! *laughs*
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