The Larney

What is The Larney?

The act of putting a cell phone on vibrate, sticking it up ones anus, and then calling it from your home phone.

Guy 1: Hey, I tried The Larney last night!

Guy 2: No way, how was it?

Guy 1: Amazing! It felt like there were bumble bees in my ass!

See larney, anus, phone, vibrate, sex

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