The Law Of Beil

What is The Law Of Beil?


1.

A series of laws among which states that all good people should raise their standards and remember not to bone a skeletor, nor a chick that is too blubbery and that the only way that someone can get cancer is by way of SMOKESTACK.

"You don't want a chick that's too blubbery,

But you don't want to bone a skeletor"

~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil

"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil

That is not how they grow in nature"

~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil

"Urdle urdle urr"

~Schwam 12:1

"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"

~Benjamin 1:13

See beil, skeletor, smokestack


0

Random Words:

1. A W.O.W body is one that has become fat, ugly and out of shape due to hours of playing World of Warcraft. Dave: Dude, I've got no ..
1. your over doing it someone is telling you to do something that is too much something is too much something is being overdone by some ..
1. commonly used in south africa after smoking a joint , the roach or filter at the end which has collected the resin from the weed , usua..