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1. Zipping the zipper abruptly causing the zipper to nip the tip of the headof the penis. Also known as a bathroom circumcisionor bedroom c..

1. When you think someone is talking to you, but they're really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear "Hey Je..

1. a spontaneous erection that refuses to go away, it sticks out similarly to a zombie's arms Johnny did not want to go to the chalkb..