The Left

What is The Left?


1.

Opposite of the Radical Right (Radical Right = strongly conservative minority of society which wishes to solve societal problems by using the government to impose religious-based solutions to moral dilemmas.)

If it weren't for the The Leftists in the counrty, the right would have us all branded with scarlet letters.

2.

what to eat when the world goes to hell...(see nuclear winter, bleeding hearts, in-fighting....and also political confusion)

it was cold and food was gone....we had to eat the left, they were such easy targets what with the big signs protesting the 'war of 30 seconds,' as it came to be known, in which one ICBM caused 300 "defensive measure" warheads launch, ergo...mutually assured destruction caused all of us to go underground. We came out 30 years later and all that was left was the left...out on plains...with signs, as if that would change anything now. Thus, we ate them.

3.

Morons who will never quit bitching because they lost the election. Composed of liberals and commies, these people will never stop until everyone agrees with abortion and homos are allowed to marry.

Man your stations, Marines! The Left is coming right for us!


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