What is The Lesbian Living In My Basement?


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A lesbian that was caught on the way out of the closet that now lives in your basement eating milk and crackers and claims most of you time.

a)so what are we going to do tomorrow?

b)sorry we'll have to plan later the lesbian living in my basement ecscaped and wants me to play risk with her

a)can't you say no or later?

b) umm... she rocking on the back of my chair yelling so not really...

See lesbian, closet, basement, torture


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