The Lift Test

What is The Lift Test?

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The act of attempting to lift a member of the opposite sex to check for sexual compatibility ie "If you can't lift it, you can't shift it".

Put my back out last night attempting the lift test

See shlonginator, meeting gemma, sex, lift
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