The Linolium Floors

What is The Linolium Floors?

The most awesome band around! How is it humanly possible to not like them?

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Rupert The Bear

1. A white, hairy twat. The good thing about shagging your gran is that you get a bowl of stew afterwards. The bad thing is that shes got ..

Fo Paw

1. Fo paw refers to the manner in which deadass redneck hicks and other NASCAR fans refer to their fathers. Billy Jed told Bobby Ray, &quo..

Purple Nipple Clamps

1. Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementi..

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