The Living Impaired

What is The Living Impaired?


1.

Zombies. As defined by Bart Simpson.

(Upon trying to raise their pet, Snowball I, from the dead)

Lisa: Bart! You cast the wrong spell! Zombies!

Bart: Please, Lisa, they prefer to be called "the living impaired."

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