What is The Local Bike?
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One who is 'free' wih their body, thus being likened to a local bicycle, which is 'ridden' by all. Something that is required for occasional use, usually when drunk, always dumped after use and never kept.
"theres the local bike...... drunk again..... everyones had a ride...."
"THE STOW"
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When you place a naked chick on the floor all spread open, you place a banana in between her legs, then you hit it with a croquet mallet..