The London Times

What is The London Times?


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What Americans think The Times is called, because they can't invent any of their own names for newspapers and they don't know that it is a national newspaper.

American Tourist: Do you have The London Times?

British Newsagent: Nope, we only have The Times.

Tourist: Which Times is that?

Newsagent: Which do you think?


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