What is The Long Kiss Goodbye?

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A series of actions:

1. Driving your girlfriend home.

2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)

3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.

4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.

5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.

Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.

See tonsil jelly, bryce, whore, win, checkmate
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