What is The Long Kiss Goodbye?

1.

A series of actions:

1. Driving your girlfriend home.

2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)

3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.

4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.

5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.

Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.

See tonsil jelly, bryce, whore, win, checkmate
20

Random Words:

Orrin
1. An English Gentleman who thinks he is incredibly clever, but at times puts his own foot in his mouth. Can also refer to anyone obsesse..
Read more
Oddsologist
1. Oddsologist: A person who has mastered the art of oddsmaking Daniel Tucker is the best oddsologist I have known. I think he went to th..
Read more
Mikhtam
1. MIKHTAM MICK tam — a form of MICHTAM. A secret treasure. The apple in many eyes. "King James Translators' Notes Michtam: o..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free