What is The Long Kiss Goodbye?
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A series of actions:
1. Driving your girlfriend home.
2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)
3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.
4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.
5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.
Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.
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The act of getting a mans penis or testicles caught in his pants zipper.
Oh my god, I got the worst zipper cut after susie gave me hed...
