What is The Long-dong Grasshopper?
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When you get a girl to lay with her upper back on the floor, her lower back against the side of her bed, and her legs in the air. You then lay on your stomach on the bed with your lower body hanging off the bed between her legs. Insert your dick in her vag. With your arms behind your back, you use your legs to bounce your stomach up and down on the bed inducing penetration.
I was planning on running a marathon this year, but unfortunately the guy I met last night was well-versed in the art of the Long-Dong Grasshopper.
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