The Loomis Ratio

What is The Loomis Ratio?


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The Loomis Ratio is simple: for every 1 guy there are 4 girls. Underclassmen are preferred. The Loomis Ratio needs a couple of requirements to take place. The Loomis Ratio should be accompanied with sums of alcohol, dance music, and a bonus is if the host's parents are away for the duration. If all goes to plan the full effect of The Loomis Ratio will be felt. It will be a night that the partiers will never forget only if they are able remember.

One cold night in the deep winter of the Northern Midwest, the host implemented The Loomis Ratio which resulted in the temperature risin', dance floor bumpin', and the host drunkin'and sex...thus being a night which profited from The Loomis Ratio.

See party, sex, ratio, stranger


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